Sunday, October 30, 2011

Deleted scenes/tweets! 2

I just got real depressed all the sudden.
In other news, here are some more rejected tweets:

1. It's happening. I'm craving 4th meal. I'm a fat American.
2. Goal for next friday night is to not be laying in my bed alone when 8pm rolls around.
3. Nothing more depressing than looking through past transactions and realizing how much fast food I eat. Except like maybe the depression.
4. Sometimes I type better when I just lean back and close my eyes and fddddddddddddd SHOOT
5. Remember on Holes when they call graham crackers cookies?!? What a bunch of stupid juvenile delinquents! Glad they all die at the end.
6. Just found out my ex had a ring picked out for me before we broke up! (A lie I imagine sometimes to feel better about my life)
7. I thought listening to the postal service would help me study. Boy was I wrong. Just kept wondering if the same song was playing over and over.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Rejected Tweets



1. Lady Dolphins. Get you some rape whistles.
2. Never sure how to respond when someone texts you "I want you bad." Is "Oh me oh my!" good?
3. I don't really understand "hit it and quit it," fellas. Wouldn't you want to hit it, and then keep hitting it?
4. Girl at work. Your voice sounds DISGUSTING. Stop. Answering. Calls.
5. GO HOME. PLEASE.
6. Meow meow meow meow meow meow I'M A CAT!

...TO BE CONTINUED...

What day is it?



OCTOBER?

This month has literally flown by. It's as if October sprouted the wings of an eagle and soared amongst the...whatever.
I just can't believe it's almost NOVEMBER.

In the past month I:
  • Became really good friends with my roommie.
  • Met more twitter friends.
  • Declared an English minor
  • Saw the Foo Fighters in concert?
  • Exploded coffee creamer into my dry-clean only coat pocket
  • Ate many $5 footlongs

  • Ate a BUTT-TON of candy corn...
  • Became single again
So I mean. Basically my life is right on track...?
Le Sigh...

A bunch of my friends (GIRLS) also announced that they are going on missions this month. It's freaking me out. It's making me feel like a grown up or something awful. I'm sure I'll have a similar breakdown when my first good friend gets married. Can't even imagine what that will be like. #foreveralone

I dunno. I hate making decisions and being responsible. I wish I had a life coach to tell me. Okay, major in this, take these classes, graduate here, go on a mission/don't, get married to this dude, live here...yeah! You're doing great!

But instead it's just me. Boppin' around. Doesn't know. Which way is up. (name that movie)

In other news, I'm pretty sure I tweet wayyy too much. I lose followers pretty much every day...and now that I don't have one person to text constantly I'm pretty sure my urges to tweet are only going to increase.
So I've started saving tweet drafts to my phone and I think I'll put them up here on the blog. Have to get my hilarious thoughts out into the world wide web somehow amirite?! LOL.
Okay.
Well.
In conclusion, I think Ferris Beuller said it best:

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it."