Rejected Tweets



1. Lady Dolphins. Get you some rape whistles.
2. Never sure how to respond when someone texts you "I want you bad." Is "Oh me oh my!" good?
3. I don't really understand "hit it and quit it," fellas. Wouldn't you want to hit it, and then keep hitting it?
4. Girl at work. Your voice sounds DISGUSTING. Stop. Answering. Calls.
5. GO HOME. PLEASE.
6. Meow meow meow meow meow meow I'M A CAT!

...TO BE CONTINUED...

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