Sometimes I tweet

Okay maybe I'll tell you a little bit more about the twitter thing. In the form of very unorganized thoughts.
  • The only people that want to date me are from the internet. This never works and leads to drama and emotional overload.
  • When I meet people from twitter the magic fades. Probably on both ends.
  • I have almost 7 THOUSAND 5 HUNDRED tweets and still shy of 200 followers.
  • So I will never be famous basically.
  • I like making jokes and reading other people's jokes...but sometimes twitter is the reason I live and breathe and when I realize this I feel sad and disconnected from the real world.
  • Drama.
  • Drama drama.
  • I miss Eric's twitter and Haley's twitter. And Natalie's twitter pre-pinball mania.
You guys. I don't know what to do. I feel like I need to be on a TLC show. Let me know if you have any tips for me.

Also, I'm sitting at work at the supervisor desk with my pants unbuttoned AND unzipped.
I was serious about those maternity jeans...


Anonymous said…
Welp this is strange...... Because I was thinking about your twitter today too. And how ever since I deleted mine I basically know nothing about what is going on in you life!! But I also kind of love not having one.

If there is one thing (and there are so many things...) I've learned from watching all that O.C. and seeing those JHud Weight Watchers commercials it is that anything can happen.**

So basically... if Oprah was still on tv and she psychoanalyzed your Twitter-love she would tell you you can give it up. And her stylists would do your hair up real good. You can't fight classy. And Oprah is one classy lady.

**Except for bringing Marissa back to life because, well, that didn't happen.
Emily Rigby said…
Haha Oprah is my only hope...
Natalie said…
Sorry my twitter is only about pinball now. hahaha. I'll try to twitter more for you.
Brissa said…
......i just went to follow you. turns out i already am....
this is creepy.

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