----Rant of the Shampoo Bottle------
Just lather, rinse, repeat
And your sex
Our fortifying formula
Washes all your flaws away.
You’ve never looked so sexy.
Yellow teeth, bloodshot eyes.
You’ve never felt this good.
Scrub. Massage. Fingertips.
Rub. Bubble. Work.
Squeeze. Strengthen. Thoroughly.
One shower, rinse, repeat.
Money back-if-you’re-ever-confident-enough-to-bargain-with-a-sales-clerk-or-dial-a-1800-number SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
Inactive Ingredients: Fried dough, Juicy track suit, a high school degree rotting underneath a potato shaped couch.
Warning: Can cause irritation. Side-effects may include a decreased perception of reality, obsessive compulsive disorder, indigestion,
and hair loss. All animals used in testing this product turned out OK.
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