An optimistic look into my future

"Emily. i had the weirdest dream about you last night. you went to byu and met an Osmond and then you got a record deal. you got so famous that i had to quit my job to be a consultant."
-Dad

"Really? Ha ha that's funny."
-Me

"Oh..then we were on a big airplane and crashed in the ocean."
-Dad

"what?!?"
-Me

"Yeah...we were on a raft when i woke up.."
-Dad